What is Proper Toilet Material?

When you’re on the toilet, do you stare at the wall? Do you count the threads on your towel or look at your crappy, flower pattern shower curtain? Maybe you pull out the smart phone, cruise the net while dumping or even a PSP or DS to “game while on duty” Today however we are taking a look at the classic, non-tech approach of reading on the dumper. But what is proper toilet material? Or better yet what kind of reading material should be on a guy’s toilet? Let’s start with the porno.

When I was wee lad I had a buddy that had the ultimate sleep-over house. No bed time, tons of Debbie Snacks, and his father’s porn magazine collection/subscription. This is where I experienced my first poop with a porn. My friends dad always had the latest Hustler and Playboy chillen on his throne, was he the guy of all guys? I happen to believe so, or at least at the time I did. There are defiantly pros and cons to this type of material being with-in reach of your poop. Let’s take a look at this fine line we walk when it comes to pooping with porns. Pro, nothing is better than the female body, plus porn is hardwired into the guy’s brain. Con, your poop ends up taking about 20 minutes longer then it should plus things get dry and crusty. You also wasted 20 minutes looking at porn while “in the act” of pooping. Let us move on.

Special interests magazines and newspapers deserve their own categories because they can appeal to more people than just the throne owner. When you have news hobbies and interests displayed, toilet dwellers get to pass their time with something that they might be “into” Seriously, which guy isn’t into porn though? However, these do pose the same possible pros and cons as the porno magazines, but will not offend females entering the dump station. If the woman enters and sees “Travel Magazine” and “Time” she will see you as an out-going, educated guy that likes to travel. If she sees “Jugs Magazine” and “Shaved” she will think you’re a masturbating pervert that only wants to sex her up. So, hide the porn behind the toilet, and allow “proper” reading to be displayed.

Books, yeah I know they can be dry but it can be a good way to get some school reading done. If you’re not in school, it can help with keeping that old crusty mind from seizing up. To poop with a book is a great way to keep your poop time down, and learn something new at the same time. When you’re reading a book, you read a few pages, pop in the book mark, wipe and wash. After a few months, you have read a novel, a freaking novel, good job guy. Plus when the female see a book on the toilet, it shows her you’re dedicated and like expanding your mind, this is a plus. This is also a great way to learn things you have always wanted to learn, reading on the subject is a great way to becoming the guru.

What do I have on my toilet you’re asking? Well I have a mix between books and newspapers. My hobby is the stock market, so I always have a book written by an investor and his strategies to investing. They tend to be a little dry so the crapper is a perfect place to pound out an investing novel. It may take a while, but slowly and surely wins the race. I also have an investing news paper, IBD Daily. This can appeal to more people and it’s a fun read. It covers the stock market but also covers economic news and events that affect the economy. This can be very broad and sometimes controversial, making it a perfect read for the potty.